Women, you devilish, crazy women!! I cannot fathom how stupid you make us normal ones look! You cannot have two men, cannot have sex with multiple men. You slutbags. I want to slap you in the face with how much you disrespect your bodies. Please for the love of god take it slow, converse with one another, have a couple dates, wait until you are in love, and then maybe, give in. Just don't jump on the crazy train. Also, don't go psycho all because he didn't text you that day, and blow up his phone because he probably was working, sleeping, or too busy to care about his phone. If you're married, that might be a different story, check in once and a while, but don't go nuts. I can literally count on my hand how many chick friends that I have. I think because they are one of the guys, like myself.
MEN, don't toy with our emotions. If you want a relationship, then don't the next day, or because we won't put out on the first date, or second, and want to wait, and that isn't cool for you, get the hell out of my way. Actually, I should remove your man card. YOU are not a man, you are a douchebag, or in this case a DICKNOZZLE. I have had so many guys tell me they will not date me all because I am patient, and want to wait to have sex, and won't put out as soon as they want. I won't send you naked pictures, Go check out a porn site, she will help you there. Nothing wrong with porn, I mean, go ahead watch it, get turned on, it isn't making me jealous. I've been to strip clubs, I've seen my share of XXX videos. Eh, not my cup of tea. The company is nice though. haha.
A good relationship in my eyes. Share interests, enjoy my kid, be a redneck like I! haha. Let me cook for you, massage your feet, neck, shoulders, back and so forth. Let me have dinner and a beer ready for you when you get home from work. I'll give you your space, if you give me mine. Go on little dates. Play video games, cuddle all that crap.
Now I know Disney put it in every little girls mind that you will fall in love in about 24-72 hours and be married in about a week to a month after meeting. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE disney movies!! Sleeping Beauty and The Princess and the Frog are my FAVORITE princess movies!! :) Oh, the notebook, and all that mushy crap. NO it does not exist. Nor will it ever. When it does, strike me with lightning. I have NEVER seen that happen EVER. High five for being cheated on by every man I have been with, because they couldn't handle all my awesomeness. I'm too kindhearted and pretty for that crap!! I have a black hole where my heart used to be.. I think.
I know I am missing some stuff, but eh, I will write again. haha. Maybe tomorrow I will put my favorite recipes on here, so women who cannot cook, will cook for their man!!
I know I am missing some stuff, but eh, I will write again. haha. Maybe tomorrow I will put my favorite recipes on here, so women who cannot cook, will cook for their man!!
