Holy balls. So, I know I need to write in here more. I always think about when I need to or what I have in mind!!
First thing is first. THE CHIVE MEETUP IN DALLAS THAT WE HAD ABOUT A MONTH AGO. yes. A month.... haha
It was EPIC. I got to get away for a couple days and enjoy my best friend. Pillows divided the bed and all. Yeahhh buddy. Apple Pie Moonshine... Thinking of Jake Owen the whole time I would get it, make it, or whatever. Met so many new people. Danced like a fool. Drank crazy amounts of alcohol. And last but not least, got to let loose. Now, I haven't got to "let loose" since I got pregnant in November 2010. I never go out, if I do, it is to a movie. or to a bonfire and back home in like 2 hours. There were stuntman shots, the cops called a billion times to the hotel. People blaring music at 7am!! ON WEEKENDS AND VACATION. NO. GO BACK TO SLEEP. bahaha. If you don't CHIVE ON. or come to my OKC Meet. Which I have seriously been lacking on this past week. Sorry! I worked 48 hours last week. haha.
Gots me a boyfran.. oh, hai boy, hai. WTH? yeah. I'm running on two hours of sleep today! We knew each other in Hawaii, reconnected last year, and skyped while I was in Dallas, before then, connected, like hey you! yeah, your face. I like that shit. If you can talk in Star Wars quotes and imaginary scenarios. Then, you pretty much stole my heart. We pick on each other. and I absolutely am happier than I have been in a long time. This woman doesn't settle. She picks with love and care. :D
People getting married. EVERYWHERE!!! Congrats to you all!! If I ever remarry and get to that point. Divorce is NOT an option. You cheat you get the boot. I ain't dealing with that shit again, haha. Better grab some whiskey go sit down, think of why you two fell in love and work that shit out! Fight for one another. Couples give up too easily. I waited 5 months of knowing about all the cheating to confront him. Oh, hell. the proof along made him not happy. But, hakuna matata. My son and I deserve better. Couples fight all the time. Over petty shit! Like who the fuck says, You killed my fish, I'm leaving you! Bitch. It is a fish. A FUCKING FISH. haha. or You had a dream about Rhonda. You must be cheating! First off, sit down, and leave this woman. She is psycho.
GUYS!! HERE IS A LIST OF WHAT YOU NEED IN A WOMAN.
1. SHE CAN COOK! Good god, WE don't like twigs. Or woman that burn ramen noodles. Come on now.
2. She loves you unconditionally.
3. She trusts you! She puts all her heart and soul into you! Better keep that close to your head. Screw heart. Ya'll sometimes need to think deep.
4. She doesn't ask about weird things. Like, I went through your phone contacts. Who is Courtney? LEAVE THEN.
5. She has interests that you do!
6. She is down to earth. For Christ sake... We don't need drama and you getting grays in the first 6 months because of some broad.
7. She is chill with you going out, drinking, partying, hanging around girls.
8. She doesn't need a manual to understand her.
9. She tells you everything that is wrong! She communicates with you.
"Babe why are you mad?"
You said this, and it upset me a bit.
"Oh, I am sorry, won't happen again. love you."
I just solved all your problems. don't fight about it. MOVE THE FUCK ON.
10. She supports you, stands by you, if you are in long term, long distance ish, She will most likely tell you where she is at, what she is doing, where she is going, because she trusts you and wants you to trust her. She fucking likes you. you like her.
GIRLS.
1. He picks on you and return with some smart ass remark right back. And likes it... keep him.
2. Sends you flowers and shit just because he wants to. Don't ask questions. Like that man.
3. If you have KIDS. and He doesn't GIVE A CRAP that he is now a jungle gym. He's a blue ribbon winner.
4. Tells you the honest to god truth if some experimental food tastes like bigfoots dick. Don't get fucking butthurt.
5. Stands by you and supports you in any decision you decide to make or when you are sad, he lets you vent to him and what not.
6. Let's you take a crap ton of pictures of him. Most men aren't that fond of pictures, unless drunk, marriage, holding newborns.
7. If you like chick flicks and he watches them with you without wanting to shoot himself. High five.
8. Can stand you when you sound like a demon needing to be exorcized while on your period.
9. Sings in the car like a banshee with you.
10. Spontaneous, adventurous, brave, courageous, sexy, funny, nerdy, dorky, awesome. Non-douchebag like attitude, has a vocabulary that can exceed a 5th grader, and has his shit together. STAY WITH THE MAN. JESUS CHRIST. DON'T NEED A DAMN MANUAL TO UNDERSTAND THEM. THEY WANT FOOD, LOVE, SEX. AND BOOZE.
you skanks. wait until you are with the man and/or love the dude to have sexy time. that is a huge part of you that you are giving to someone. jeeze.
I feel like having dreams and loving myself right now. I am dead tired. My bed sounds like the most comfortable place on Earth. I have to see what is going on with Day 3 of severe weather. Day 2 of crazy tornadoes. Bring it on. I even took Gunner's car seat out of my car because I know my car is about to be raped by more hail. That thing was expensive.
Now, I am going to attempt some sleep before tornadoes hit and I have to go to work.
xoxo
Kylie
PS. I should have my pinup page running soon. <3
