I'm awesome. That's all you need to know!

Alrighty then, I'm Kylie, I live in Oklahoma, I'm what my dad calls the redneck of the family. I have an awesome son. I was married at one point. Reasons why I am writing this blog is to:

Rant, give women recipes, talk about daily crap, and etc.

I love cars, racing, hunting, fishing, big trucks, country music, two steppin, beer, Jack Daniels, taking my son to the zoo, spending time with my son, pinup, camo, high heels, cowboy boots, all 5 pair of em, traveling, mud boggin, off roadin, bullshitting with my friends, & breaking hearts. I know how to be a lady and how to be serious, but I love to joke around and be the smartass that I am.

I have the worst obsession with Blake Shelton, not stalker crazy, but have you ever heard him, or seen that man? Well, it's like he was carved from God himself. Lord have mercy on my soul, that man... MMMMMMM

I am a Nursing Assistant, striving for my RN/BSN. Smarts are sexy, if you look like you were born and bred in the bayou, and you cannot talk to save a life, be on your merry way, I know what I like in a man, and what I want in thus said man. As in,

Please be a man's man, if I have to show you how to even change your own oil in your own car, I might as well stare into the abyss and wonder about life. Chest hair to me is a turn on, ya have it, I like it. I like men that are taller than me! TALLER! I'm taller than the average male. I'm 5'11". I like a man who I can play PS3 with and kick some ass at COD. I am AMAZING. I don't care if you have a $60,000 car, please take care of yourself and your home. I DO NOT care if you live in a van down by the river, just have it tidy. A man who will converse with me, and socially drink, have some friends over for football, and watch me cheer on OU. Yes, I love the Sooners!! Kickoff is Saturday, I have been counting down the days. Please do not mind that I have a mouth like a sailor as well, I try my hardest not to curse in front of my child. Yet, it happens.


Now that you know who I am, hold on to your knickers, it going to be a blast!