You're dumber than girls who cut themselves for Bieber.

Hey ya'll. First off, some people.... are dumber than a sack of rocks. Peter Griffin's pet rock has more brains than most teenagers in America these days. So, you cut yourself for Justin Bieber... You suck a tampon for fame. First and foremost. WTF? Who in Lord's name sucks their own tampon?! Hellllll no. Your parents must have done a shit ton of acid when they were pregnant with you. Or well, you must have to do that. Not even people on Jackass would slump that low. I would rather eat a cockroach. I bet your family is just so incredibly proud of you. No. I would put you in a psychiatric hospital. Have you evaluated. Given a lobotomy while singing the Ramones into you. You don't deserve to walk among humans. Maybe an island of apes. They would probably wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Secondly. The cutters for JB. WHAT THE HELL. He smoked a joint. I don't do drugs. I never will. I don't get the point of it. But, weed. Glad you aren't hardcore Snoop Dog fans. Be glad it wasn't meth or heroine. Would you have cut a little deeper? Done us a favor? Only in AMERICA. Do we have some idiotic people. I think that's why my ex husband isn't all there. All the drugs he did before the military. Drugs make you stupid. I was just oblivious. I blame the blonde hair and pregnancy hormones. haha. Please make fun of me all you want. I know, I know he was a total mistake... 

I never hear of other countries having extremely idiotic teenagers attempting immature acts of WHAT THE FUCKERY.

Ah, today at the zoo... WHO dresses up to go to the zoo?! heels and such. Ya gunna mate with a giraffe? Take him out to a nice tree and eat some leaves? He will enjoy that so... -_- 

Walmart... that's a people watching nightmare. It's a train wreck you cannot look away from. It isn't the 70s! WEAR A BRA!! The ONLY time you shouldn't wear a bra is when you are swimming, screwing, showering, or in the house by yourself letting your twins breathe. There should also be a weight limit into certain size clothes. I do not want to see your belly, your hairy ass, If it looks like three raccoons wrestling in a bag of feed corn. NO. All because it zips does not mean it fits. Camel toe x9000 Ughh. If you are wearing any type of lingerie. Go to MLK Blvd. and work it there. I don't wanna see your pre sex attire. I do not want to see your back titty side boob comin out of your cut shirt. I feel like I should be in the movie Deliverance. A Shower would be lovely too! That goes to most employees working there. And some of the creatures you come across. Unless you live with the TMNT's there is NO need to smell like an open sewer. Did your parents tell you it is okay to shower once every full moon? I hope not. 

I should write a book... SERIOUSLY.

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xoxoxo

Kylie

Some People Should NEVER Breed.

Hey Ya'll... 

Last week some "girl" (who must be the world's best mother) told me I was a horrible person for disciplining my child. Yes, I say, "No, no. Don't do that. Want to go to time out?" Oh, but yes, when my child is about to break something, or life threatening, I will smack the hand away or spank him. Not where it leaves a mark. But, this child like creature of a woman. Told me when is material possessions more important than your child? I NEVER said that my parent's very expensive TV that my child threw a golf putter into it, yes, my son will get a time out and a spanking. If that broke and shattered into him or fell on him. I would have died inside. I'm sorry you get your parenting advice off of google and Wiki. What the hell is that going to accomplish. I think the ONLY natural mom I can tolerate is my friend Sarah R. Why, you must ask? She doesn't freaking push it down everyone's throat. She doesn't look down on the way other's parent. She doesn't say. Educate before you Vaccinate. She respects other's decisions. I vaccinate. I don't care if you do or don't. But, if you don't, DO NOT push it down other's throats. Have people who get induced, have epidurals, have fake boobs (i don't), or anything like that. Keep your G. Dammed opinions to your damn self. I swear if this mom, named Heather, who was making everyone feel like freaking Satan. hahah. I am a GREAT parent. :) My son loves me, clings to me, is constantly by my side. HELL, I don't know when the last time I could pee in silence without him opening the door and staring into my soul while I take a piddle. haha. I love my little Top Gun. I couldn't help but LAUGH uncontrollably at this woman. I'm sorry. But, you should probably get your priorities straightened out in life. Stop, trying to tell others what to do on FB. You are probably going to get nowhere by doing such a thing. Oh, she also told me to get some more brain cells and learn my information. Ah, well, come to my hospital, I'll tell you a crap ton while you sit there and stare into the dark abyss, wondering what the hell I am talking about. I actually have quite a few. You want an extremely adult conversation? I can literally have a very mature and lovely one. I will go all 35 on you. haha. I'd rather just speak like I'm 22 for the time being. 

I don't get why though that some people think they KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT BEING A MOTHER. I think my 18 months of experience have over your 3 weeks. haha. I know damn well, I am not God when it comes to parenting. I am still learning, taking advice from everyone. I take advice from Dr. Albiek, my mom, and some of my friends with kids that have been doing this for years. Some strangers too. Why not? Not, stupid, immature, snot nosed humans though. For I should praise them and throw flowers for them just existing! :)

I truthfully dislike people for shoving down religion, politics, or parenting down my throat. I am the type of person who would tell a Jehovah Witness that I am an Atheist. (I'm a Christian.) Just so they will stop stalking the house, and wait like 5 minutes outside of the door. I take Gunner and hide. haha. I don't care about who is right or wrong in your mind. My mind is the only one that matters. It's a messed up, scary, crazy, loving mind though :) 

I think that mother needed some whiskey, love, and to go use a vibrator or something just to make her shut up. She would have been so much nicer I believe. hahaha! I have a feeling I will be getting hell for this. I really do not care. Just think, you started something that was way out of context. I said, I was spanked as a child and I turned out AWESOME. They were too, as they said, and they think it is psychologically degrading to a child's well being and emotional state. It isn't supposed to make them happy. It is out of love and care. You love them so much, you discipline them so they know right or wrong. I will NEVER lay a hand as a slap, or a fist into my child. Shouldn't we be worrying more about those that do? How about the drug and alcohol addicts that don't even care that they have a child. How about dead beat mom's and dad's? Like my ex husband, who doesn't send one dime, only checks in on his son once every 1-4 months. Those we need to give lessons to. Not people who don't want snot nosed brats for children. 

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