Saturday, November 10, 2012

Here's a midol, those cramps are crazy. But, here's a bright side... It's not a baby.

I am not gunna lie, I saw that E-card and I DIED laughing. I showed it to one of my other assistants I work with. Thought how hilarious and true it was for some women these days. I for one do not want nor need another baby any given time soon!! I am completely content with one toddler :) Who is oh so sweetly laying down in his bed. :) HIGH FIVE!! I got my son to SLEEP IN HIS BED AGAIN!! :) all night. 

So, I work in a hospital... I clean people who have soiled themselves. I have been thrown up on. I have had to deal with some nurses who are angry at the world every single day. You don't like your job? move on. I have met some of the sweetest people ever. I have also met some of the most crazy people ever. I have also had my heart break for some of the patients and their families. It has to be hard. Seeing a loved one dying in front of your eyes. I don't like  that housekeeping makes like 2 dollars more than I do. That's just a whole mess of What The FUCK.

I do enjoy my other assistants. We have talked about sex, men, tattoos, guys we were into and thought what hell were we thinking. One of the girls I work with has gone through what I have. Got married at 20 had a kid. Then he did her wrong. Cheated on her. Didn't want to be that much of a father. Hey, sound familiar...? SAME EXACT STORY with what happened to me!! It's been 6 months and he still refuses to send our son's stuff. I swear. He fooled us all. My whole family and I never thought this would happen. So, to SC. I go to pick my shit up :) 

Now, I was wanting to be an RN. I don't think I could do it. Micro-expressionism and law enforcement? Sexy Cop? Nah... Just entirely badass.  Lie to me. I'd catch ya.  :) haha. 

Oh, so I have dropped a lovely 10 pounds in two weeks! Let's talk about sexiness right there. 19 pounds to go! Then Aloha Hawaii!! Cannot wait to go see all my friends and have a damn blast. It will be absolutely a-fucking mazing. Booze cruises and all. I'm on a boat!! :) Be jealous my friends. :)


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