Okay, so Saturday I went to the OU game. :) We won 69-13. BADASS!! My ex husband sent me into anxiety attack mode on Sunday evening. Monday, I went to the AFB, and my attorney :) Why is divorce so much money? It was only like 200 to get married... Which brings me to the topic of stupid people!!
YES!! Stupid people!! For all I know it could be you. Probably is. Don't care.
1. Drivers.
I cannot drive without getting the slightest bit of road rage. I'm sorry. I like to drive the speed limit or a bit over when I have my wee one in the back seat staring out of the window looking at all the cars and stupid people. If you pull out in front of me while I am going 55 and you are going that speed as well I expect you to maintain that speed or even faster. Not the speed of a fucking tortoise. My mud tires would look AMAZING over your shit 92 buick. When I lived in Hawaii, lets get about 600,000 Asian drivers who cannot drive and go 35 in their 60 mph speed limits on the H3. If I am trying to get to Kaneohe, Kailua or anything. I am not going to take the Like Like. That shit is just as bad or WORSE. OH! Which brings me to my next subject on you idiots. IF it is SPRINKLING. Do NOT slam on your breaks!! I don't want to rear end you. I don't want to slam on mine. I want to keep truckin along singing some Luke Bryan while shaking my upper body to his music. Luke Bryan, I will shake it for you. Plus some. Anyways, How about dumb ass drivers who try and get over while on their cellphones talking or texting not paying attention. SCREW YOU. I have my son in my car. I do not mind getting out and kicking your ass for the safety of my child if need be.
2. Cheating douche bags.
Men, when you cheat on women with other women that look like Jabba the Hut or a fucking hobbit. All sorts of ugly. You are throwing a rock in with a diamond. Emailing or texting other women certain things like I can't wait to see you. I will leave her and we can be together is CHEATING. You emotional cheating dicknozzles. It's happened to me a couple times. Two ex's have done it. Hence why they are ex's. Or straight up having sex, kissing, holding hands, fooling around. I should hit you. In the back of your mind we are there waving at you. We treat you so good. Yet you think with your wrong head. Make a "mistake". MISTAKE?! Sorry, your twig doesn't just magnetically go into a cooch or slip right on in. I have been cheated on by every single guy. I literally would love to get you all in a room and say you're dumb. A couple of it know it too. I have had way too many of my girls come to me thinking the same thing. WTF. All because we don't put out when you want it. Doesn't mean we are bad. GUYS you have a hand. USE that in your relationship.
3. Cheating whores.
Women, you give us bad names. When I was living in Hawaii. There was this girl I was living with. When her husband went to train for Afghanistan, she decided it was cute to have some other marine stay the night with her while she passed out next to him in a shirt and undergarments. My friend, Heather literally had to put me aside to not kick her ass. Or talk me out of it with her sitting right there TALKING ABOUT IT. I heard her husband left her!! THANK GOD. Some of the USS Charlotte wives.... I stood away from you all for a reason. I would literally be standing off in a corner by myself. Not wanting to associate myself with you. Every single time her husband went out to sea. She would be going to a bar and screwing some young 21 year old military member to "get back" at him. I think my ex husband enjoyed that I didn't talk to any of the wives. He knew I would tell them they are sluts and to go jump into the harbor.
4. Bad parents.
OOOH MY GOD. If you go out when your child is 1-2 years old every Thursday-Sunday evening and do not see your child for more than about an hour every one of those days.... I hate you... You are a part time mom. Let's go to the club. Let's go get shit faced wasted where I have no idea what is going on and go home with random guys!! First off, you have no respect for your bodies. Secondly, you can have fun without getting drunk. It's true. Spend time with your kids, watch a movie. It's cool to go out like once twice a month or every couple months. If you are a single mom doing everything yourself. And stress is killing you. If you have help. You are just being stupid. Don't pawn your child off at your parents. Do NOT drive with your kids WITHOUT a car seat. Even if it is half a block from your house. You don't know who will be speeding. A drive by. Someone can t-bone you out of their driveway. Your kids come first.
5. Ditzy girls/Wanna be's
Like oh my god, Becky, look at her butt. Shut up. You can talk without using the high pitched valley girl voice. Also, you can talk without using the word like every other word. Or girls who say I'm too country for this. I got dirt on me. Excuse me? What? First off, country is a way of life. The way you respect people. You say ma'am or sir. You respect your elders. Wearing boots one night a week at a bar is not country. I wear my slipper shoes or boots. That's actually pretty much all I have. Also, you don't have to wear camo, plaid, or a huntin shirt to be country. You can wear a zoo york shirt for all I care. My boots are covered in mud, have holes on my soles. Forever 21 is not where you get cowboy boots. Go to a real store like Teners, Sheplers, or Langstons. Goodness. Those are boots. Secondly, If you are dancing in a short ass dress with your ass hangin out, lookin like your doin the deed on the dance floor, YOU HAVE NO CLASS. Cover yourself up. If you talk like you are in a sorority. Like oh my god, you're like so freakin cute, like I cannot even believe like how like your like cute. SHUT UP!!
That pretty much sums it up right now. :)
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