I LOVE OU FOOTBALL!! It's finally here!! I am so stoked!! I do talk a lot of shit when it is football season. I HATE texas. texas SUCKS!! I do not capitalize the T in texas at all. Why? They are a horrible team. The reason why the Big 12 split up. The reason why I talk a lot of shit during football season! 55-17. last year's score. Remember that you dumb longhorns? You look like a uterus. Ovaries and all. They pick fights CONSTANTLY at the Red River Rivalry. So would I... well, if i had at least one beer, then I could blame it on alcohol. They are the classiest of all breeds... haha! NOT. Almost EVERYONE in Oklahoma HATES texas. Even OSU fans.
So, I am going to talk about men and women during football season....
Men. I love your enthusiasm during football season.
Women there are two types of you. Awesome ones who enjoy watching it. Then there are annoying, nagging women.
Awesome women: cheer on the team, scream at the tv or field, either love or hate their man's team and either cheer with them, or against them saying their team is better, make a huge football snacking party for their husband's friends and their own, and supply beer when getting low. Usually men never leave the tv, or acknowledge anything around them! :)
Stupid women: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DRAMA OR WHY YOUR MAN IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU! IT IS FOOTBALL SEASON. DO NOT DRAG HIM TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE, HE ENJOYS FOOTBALL. LET HIM WATCH IT!!
Which brings me to my NEXT topic. Women, if your man enjoys to take joy rides in his truck/car, drink with his buddies, watch sports. LET HIM. They listen to your bad day stories, they put up with our time of the month, they put it up with our pregnancies, child birth, and much more. MEN, better be ready for a rollercoaster of hormones during pregnancy, periods, and child birth. My ex was trying to make jokes while my epidural was going in my back. NOT CUTE. If your girl wants to go shopping so she won't kill you, let her. Women, do not go psycho bitch on him for any reason. I wanted to eat here! THERE IS ALWAYS A NEXT TIME!! No need for a temper tantrum. The world will not end!! Men, if you don't like that place, TOLERATE it. You are a human garbage disposal. Shit, I am too. I just hate steak and chicken kabobs for dinner!! YUMMY! I love food. I don't do diets very long. I have issues with loving some Eischen's every now and again. JD... I swear that is where the most of my weight goes whenever I do decide to get out of the house. haha.
I hate my phone, stupid 3GS. yes. they haven't made this phone since like April of 2010. It won't connect to anything. I've been due for an upgrade since LAST August!! I need to get on the giddy up. Now to finish watching OU kick some ass :)
Where I work at football has been on all day! Its awesome!
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